Thursday, 20 July 2017

Manna From Heaven, Etc.

Hey, how about some religious food 'n drink jokes? Now before anyone gets all shirty about it, I promise to be as even-handed as I can!

First of all, belly on up to the salad bar, Christianity!

And next -- a toast to all you Mormons! I know, I know, this LOL is particularly off-base because you don't drink except for (non-alcoholic) "Mormon beer." So perhaps this is really for all you "Jack Mormons" out there! *

* If you haven't heard this term before, "Jack Mormons" are people who have left the church and now do forbidden things like drink alcohol (the nickname comes from Jack Daniels whiskey)

Finally, you atheist Pastafarians aren't going to be left off the buffet table this time!

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

The Cone of Shame

No animal likes to wear "the cone of shame" while healing from an injury, that's for sure. Some like it less than others --

Some try to (naively) make the best of it --

Others discover that they have unexpected friends --

Of course, not everyone is sympathetic --

Sometimes an animal's cone brings out their humans' sense of humour --

Clever animals can adapt quite well to a cone --

But even so, it still interferes with some basic functions of life --

Sometimes, in a pinch, other substitutes must be found --

And you know what? There are certain humans who should wear a cone of shame too --

Some more than others!

Friday, 14 July 2017

Wonder Women Through the Years

We all start off with SO MUCH energy and determination when we're young and new to the superhero life, don't we?

And then we reach our peak of womanly POWER, lassos firmly in hand, strong, calm, confident and in charge!

And sure, by middle age, maybe there's a few extra pounds, our thighs are chubby and we're starting to look and sound more like Roseanne every day, but we STILL kick major ass!

But the day inevitably comes when gravity and cellulite have won the battle, when we switch our stiletto boots for sneakers and DAMN, don't granny panties feel comfy?

So are we now washed-up Wonder Women?

SHIT NO and get the FUCK out of our way cuz we are NOT gonna miss our coupla margaritas and our favourite programs on TV, you villainous bastard YOU.

[I posted the original version of this in 2011. I hope you enjoy it again, ever so slightly revised!]

Wednesday, 12 July 2017

We Can All Join!

You can have classically Grecian looks and long straight hair

Or a big beautiful afro

It's okay if you're short and kinda squatty

Or if people say you're "too intense" and a little scary

Your memory doesn't have to be the greatest

You can come from any religion

And any race

And any dress size

Hell, you can be a big ol' hairy guy, that's fine too

Come join our Wonder Women ranks today! It is open to all!

[I posted the original version of this in 2014. I hope you enjoy it again, ever so slightly revised!]

Monday, 10 July 2017

It's Wonder Woman Week!

Have you seen the new movie with Gal Gadot? It's terrific! So, in homage to the greatest of female superheroes, it's WONDER WOMAN WEEK on She Who Seeks blog!

Because this is who it's all about!

[And I must give a shout-out to Cal's Canadian Cave of Cool from whose blog almost all the images were found that I'll be posting this week. Cal is a tireless advocate of Wonder Woman!]