Hi, everyone. Father Time here. I have one question for you all.
Where the FUCK did 2011 go to?
Wasn't it just yesterday when I was the New Year's Baby, all cootchy-coo and cute as a button? And now here I am, a grizzled old codger about to get the bum's rush out the door.
I know, I know -- tempus fugit or time flies or some such bullshit -- but this is frickin' ridiculous, you people!
My only consolation is that YOU'RE all a year older too. Keep that in mind during 2012.
Now get out there, live life and have a great year!