Friday, 28 July 2017

Bad Puns

There are few things in life that I enjoy more than bad puns. Or as fellow aficionado Guillaume of Vraie Fiction calls them in French, les calembours atroces. In ANY language, bad puns are just plain groan-worthy good fun!

Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?









And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:


52 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

great start to the weekend, debra! "puma pants" - bwhahahaha!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

jesus...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!

Bob Slatten said...

"les calembours atroces" Indeed.

Birch, please.

I love tree humor!

Frank said...

So, so bad. Especially the hollandaise.

Marie Smith said...

Love all of them. Lol. Great way to end the week.

Adam said...

so bad they're good

Deedles said...

"Filet minion", you are so sick! I love that in a person!

Theresa Young said...

Oh my gosh too corny, too cute..love the Jesus joke!

There's Bats in my coffee said...

LOL my husband is notorious for bad puns (or in his case, dad jokes) these made me laugh

Mark said...

There's no such thing as a bad pun. The worse it is, the better it is.

Jono said...

Groan!

brewella deville said...

Eggs Benedict on a hubcap, I love the commitment to the bit in that one.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Very fun! The snail one is so cute!

Jenn said...

😂 thanks for that! Puns are one of my favourite things.

Missy George said...

This one gets a big GROAN !!

bill lisleman said...

Yahweh - best one - thanks

lgsquirrel said...

Thanks for the groans and laughs.

Leeanna Henderson said...

My favorite was the snail joke/pun. But otherwise, these were groaners.

mistress maddie said...

Oh god..........That last one was a good one. I am thinking you may be queen of the meme picture jokes. Can't help but laugh.

Blogoratti said...

Certainly made me chuckle out loud. Good stuff, thanks for the humour.

Cheryl said...

Good ones. I know that puns aren't always appreciated but those were pretty funny.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Pfhahahahaha birch please!!!!!

Rain said...

Lol...love the Jesus one! :)

John M said...

Great collection, I enjoyed it. Thanks.

DEZMOND said...

puma pants... he he he ho ho ho....

Dr. Theda said...

Thank you, dear Lady Debra for the "Smile"...
(Note : the Joker always says that "Puns" are the "lowest" form of Humor) ( we love a bad pun, though...)

Treey Stynes said...

Puns are important in life.

Willym said...

"poet lawyerette" snort snicker .... "yahweh" ... guffaw...chortle

JACKIESUE said...

I find this amooooseing..

Jill said...

Lol..... hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

Blessings,
Jill

HoneyBeeHelps said...

Those gloved profile hands still making us smile . Cold hands …warm heart ;)
Was good to find you again today and get a giggle .
Have a great weekend,
from your old friends Honey Bee and Willow

Kay G. said...

Oh no, now when anyone says "no way", I will always think of "Yahweh"!
:-)

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

So wonderfully bad! HAHAHA Loved them all :)

Kirk said...

Still my favorite pun:

Groucho and Chico are discussing a contract.

Grouch: There's a sanity clause.

Chico: Ah, I don't believe in Sanity Clause!

klahanie said...

Hey Debra!

Let the pundemonium continue. It always helps to consume a few puncakes first. I know the old snail joke and that joke has caused many a slugfest.

Thanks and may the pun continue.

Gary :)

Magaly Guerrero said...

Birch, please!

I'm totally stealing that one. :D

Fundy Blue said...

HaHaHa! I got a good laugh out of each of them, but the Jesus one tickled my funny bone the most!

Dr. Theda said...

Dear Lady Debra... we sent you an E-mail... could give us a bit of advice, thank you

Mitchell is Moving said...

I drive Jerry crazy with my puns and I have never heard a single one of these hilarities! He's in trouble now!

baili said...

first one hahaha
nice collection of laughter dear Debra!

e said...

Thanks for the lolz, D!

'Birch, please.' Yes! Tree lovers unite!

Funny stuff, looking forward to the next. :-)

e

Anne Johnson said...

My dad would have loved these, one and all. I once asked him,"Why did the wildebeest cross the road?" and he replied, "I don't think he gnu why." Oh he was a prince!

Professor Chaos said...

Those aren't bad pins. Those are great puns!
Here's my favorite:
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here."

A Beer For The Shower said...

Just know that these have all been added to my 'dad joke' arsenal and will be used in the future accordingly.

Susan said...

All - wonderful!

Lynn said...

Ha! All good ones!

The Captain said...

Wasn't the snail one in Trading Places?

Guillaume said...

Hey, thanks for mentioning me!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

This post is like an Oreo with double stuff - delicious through and through, but the middle made me happiest.
Have a great week, Debra.

Francie M said...

Actually the escargot one made me laugh out loud. Didn't get the birch one but promise to give it thought. will probably wake up at 3 am realizing the joke.

Magic Love Crow said...

Puma pants! LOL! These are so bad, but so good! LOL!

koi seo said...

hope you have some great things planned - enjoy!! and can't wait to see what those paws type out on the blog

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